Meta-Modellers Anonymous

I’ve found  my support group: Meta-Modelers Anonymous (MMA) .

From their web page:

MMA is a support network to  help those unfortunate people who are  seriously addicted to  meta-modelling. You should contact us if you or  someone you know suffers from any of the following symptoms. We are  here to help. Symptoms:

  • Withdrawal symptoms (repetitive constraint writing tendencies) when unable to meta-model.
  • Hiding meta-models around the house or  workplace.
  • Pretending that the document you’re reading is not a meta-model, e.g. disguising it as a model.
  • Constantly philosophising about your life as  an object, or reflecting on the 4-layer meta-model.
  • Worrying about where your next meta-model is  going to come from.
  • Worrying about the spelling of ‘modeller’ versus ‘modeler’ and  ‘meta-model’ versus ‘metamodel’.
  • Putting off important tasks just to meta-model.
  • Writing philosophical stories about levels of reality and the meaning of the universe.
  • Forgetting whether you’re at level zero  or level 3. And what is level 0 anyway?

 

I’d say that members of this group could also benefit from the UML Serenity Prayer

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One Response to Meta-Modellers Anonymous

  1. Ha, ha, ha. I have some of the symptoms.

    Since I learned modeling, everything for me is decomposable in layers, links, roles, instances, classifiers, representations, abstractions, etc.

    This is a way of face the world. Philosophers should take a course in modeling for both, see/understand and explain their ideas to us (instead of such dense books).

    Great to know I’m not the only one.

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